Yahoo messenger will no longer stay. It has grown old and
got lonely, people getting on to younger versions of social media like
facebook, gtalk and twitter. But like any old person, yahoo messenger has had
its own life stories. Stories of its youthful and joyful days. I was one such
person witness to its youth, which faded away rather rapidly.
When yahoo messenger arrived, it was the only thing for
us. And it was a big thing. You could instantly connect to someone on the other
side, have a chat while you were sitting on the clingy old chair in a cyber café
or a steel chair at your undergraduate institute. There was no facebook or
twitter to connect instantly and one must remember that the next best thing we
had was the yahoomail.
The usernames were funny. Some user names were
traditional, names with numbers. Others were innovative. Some usernames
instantly gave you the gender, some the location, some the date of birth. The
nomenclature is still followed with gmail and skype usernames. But there was
something in usernames which caught your fancy and you started thinking about
the person on the other end. Who could the person be and what would be their characteristics?
My first username was pseudosid. I was preparing for IITJEE exams and had
recently read about pseudo forces, forces which are not present in reality but
have to be mentioned in the force diagram (something like this, can’t recollect
exactly). The idea behind my name was that I was not really present in front of
the other person but present only in the virtual form, sid being the short form
of my name.
ASL plz. Which meant you had to give your age, sex and
location. Conversations started with this. Or some witty line which one could
conjure up hoping the person on the other side would appreciate its literary
ability. For many Indians, as my brother indirectly pointed out yesterday, yahoo
messenger provided the first taste of talking to foreigners. Indians could talk
to Englishmen and women, or Americans. What a delight for somebody staying a
small town with hardly any experience of metro cities let alone foreigners.
Some Indians also vented their anger against the Pakistanis while talking to
them.
A phenomenal feature of Yahoo messenger was Yahoo chat
groups. Here in pre defined groups, users could chat with each other. All kinds
of groups were present and people had their own motivations of joining a group.
But as young students burdened with scientific knowledge and marked the cream
of the nation, without being given ample opportunities to interact with the
opposite sex, my group of friends sole aim was to find beautiful girls and
impress them. Basically in a land called Bokaro or Kharagpur, both places where
getting a girlfriend was like watching a comet to pass by, waiting and waiting
for it to happen, yahoo chat groups gave an opportunity to break the shackles,
show some finesse and get a girl.
An interesting incident crops up in my mind related to
this, something which is not uncommon. It happened at the boys hostel at IIT
Kharagpur. Yahoo messenger was commonly used and trying to get a girl friend was
in vogue. One of my friends was shit deep in trying to do this. Everyday he
would give us a narration of his daily activities in the night talk sessions.
Ideally the stories should have been of classes, instead they were of his activities
on messenger. He would speak about entering so and so chat group and impressing
so and so girls, getting their phone numbers. Our initial reaction was of
belief and appreciation. Later things started getting frustrating.
So one day, some of his friends got beautiful female
usernames and entered the chat rooms he used to frequent. He was as usual
online and ready to chat. Now this guy was no cassanova. He was a normal ex
sincere student, who could easily pass in as a wannabe. It showed in his chat
history as well. Nonetheless they started chatting with him pretending to be
females giving him imaginary stories. In between these chats (he lived at the
first floor and they on the ground), they would also call him for a sutta
session (from the outside) and he would shout out loud ‘I am busy chatting with
a friend’. They would giggle at this and keep chatting.
Yahoo messenger provided this kind of an opportunity for
fun. It could forge deep friendships like between the imaginary female friends
and the boy. It could make you fall in love like this friend of theirs fell
into.
‘She is beautiful. I am sure of it, the way she chats.’ He
told them one day.
‘But you got to see her picture.’ They said.
‘Girls don’t share their picture so easily, you dumb.’ Saying
this he went into a deep state of meditation thinking by himself as his friends
looked for his next words.
Finally it had to happen. He was desperate to see a
picture and meet. They were bored of chatting with him in this virtual world.
So they made up a story of her marriage and her unavailability on the messenger
from that day. They stopped using the usernames anymore and he got depressed.
Afraid at his depression, they broke the
story to him while he was philosophizing about love and life. He was angry and
ashamed. They were laughing with joy. The story spread like wildfire around the
hostel and outside. The next thing to come out was he said ‘I knew it since the
start. Do you think I would never know!’
Many little memories are attached to yahoo messenger. Sad
that it has to go! Maybe that is how things are, moving. One can only bid them
a warm farewell.
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